And then there's this. Schocked, yes Schocked, I tell you.

Paging Doctor Kerev.

Go for a pair of stainless steel nail clipper pliers. You've a lot more control and in a pinch you can use them on wires as well. I've had the same pair for decades and they still work great. Prices as low as around six bucks online.

Frozen, with Scotch.

My fave Hawaiian kine meal is a 'Plate Lunch'.

Macaroni salad, white rice, and a 'meat' which could be anything from Katsu pork, Kahlua Pig, Fried Spam or Chicken, or even eggs.

Note to self: Avoid eating out when visiting Gallifrey.

Esquire thinks President Obama's suit, "sort of looks like a couch"? This is what a couch looks like.

For a cheap, quick, and easy supper toss a handful of those meatballs in some jarred spaghetti sauce and pour over some pasta; serve a salad on the side. YMMV.

You might want to check out the IBTimes' article 'Xiaomi Mi 4 vs Apple iPhone 5s'.

What is going on here Charlotte? Is it a tattoo, or a pejazzle, or just some careful manscaping?

Its bigger on the inside.

Using a stick shift is not necessarily "a pain in the ass to use if you're a lefty". Ask any driver who manages just fine shifting gears as they motor on the correct side (as opposed to the 'right' side) of the road in at least 74 countries.

"Your nomination should contain: ... An image of the item."

Uh, remember we can't do that anymore; we can't post images. At least until the "What Gawker Media Is Doing About Our Rape Gif Problem" issue is resolved.

"Your nomination should contain: ... An image of the item."

Uh, remember we can't do that anymore; we can't post…

Uh, thirty seconds tops in the microwave will do the job on a rock hard pint of ice cream.

Unless I am in a committed relationship with the person I am calling I always remove my SIM card before completing the call.

He's just prepping for his future.

Wall Street is a man's, man's, man's world but it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.

If you use an iPhone you can do the same for multiple time zones.

Culturally fermented butter is best made in the heat of summer by placing 500g on the kitchen counter next to a looped recording of Édith Piaf's greatest hits.

Pope Alexander VI sired Lucrezia Borgia. However Nicole is no Lucrezia Borgia.