"Your nomination should contain: ... An image of the item."

Uh, remember we can't do that anymore; we can't post images. At least until the "What Gawker Media Is Doing About Our Rape Gif Problem" issue is resolved.

"Your nomination should contain: ... An image of the item."

Uh, remember we can't do that anymore; we can't post…

Uh, thirty seconds tops in the microwave will do the job on a rock hard pint of ice cream.

He's just prepping for his future.

Wall Street is a man's, man's, man's world but it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.

If you use an iPhone you can do the same for multiple time zones.

Pope Alexander VI sired Lucrezia Borgia. However Nicole is no Lucrezia Borgia.

I wonder how they reconcile their closely and sincerely held beliefs with the Declaration of Independence's "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"?

Even after nine years of Lawrenceville and four years of Princeton you might just end up working in Trenton.

For me (YMMV) clams are the easiest, and the tastiest summer meal. The local markets here have 'em in tanks of water so no need to clean, they've been self-cleaning since they were delivered. Really. (Full disclosure: I live in the land of salmon, bivalves, and other sea and fresh water critters. Volcanoes too,…

Slip, slap, slop.

Nikon
Wrong pronunciation: nigh-kon
Correct pronunciation: knee-kon

Who you gonna call? Ghostfacers!

I may be wrong (I hope I'm wrong) but IMHO Lea Michelle has always come off as the Courtney Love to Corey Monteith's Kurt Cobain. In real life they may have had some kind of relationship but in reality it wasn't all what it appeared to be.

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To me a chicken hawk is a xenophobic neo-con whose closest brush with the armed forces is playing Call of Duty in his parent's basement and ranting self-righteously on Politico or Mediaite comments section.

I wonder if she knows the Hanky Code for the red bandana hanging from her guy's right rear pocket.

It was only polite to comply with his order to be restrained.

This may be heresy but I've often marinated a huge slab of bœuf (not to be confused with that scrawny and somewhat smelly Shia LaBeouf) with off-the-shelf bottled Italian salad dressing. It doesn't have to be the most expensive brand, store brand is fine. It has oil, garlic, vinegar, and assorted spices and odd…

"Owls are magical creatures most often used for delivering post and parcels in the wizarding world. They are known for their speed and discretion and can find recipients without an address."

How about the Valiant Valkyries of the Vajayjay, or the Heralded Heroines of the Hoo-Ha!