How about the Valiant Valkyries of the Vajayjay, or the Heralded Heroines of the Hoo-Ha!

- Haggis ('For Freedom!')

On the House side there are 232 Republicans, 199 Democrats, and 4 vacant seats. On the Senate side there are 45 Republicans, 53 Democrats, 2 Independents, and no vacan seats.

"Here's the breakdown: the median net worth for all House members was $896,000 (Democrats averaged $929,000 to Republicans’ $884,000) and, for…

Mrs. Slocombe: I've got to get home: if my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening to calm it down!

Fast forward to his puberty: "Sid's first nocturnal emission. Now he is a man!".

I prefer my Azodicarbonamide with Fitch, preferably waxed and lined up at the front door.

You can't spell hubris without the letters U and S, eh?

In some lands an engagement ring is often worn on the right ring finger by both women and men.

I recall from college (OK, it was a long and smokey night of booze, tall tales, and whatever) the bacteria culture in yoghurt was originally derived from the probiotic culture Bifidus lactis which came from baby poo.

I saw a werewolf drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Q: Are you blushing?
Gus: Yes, I'm blushing.

Let alone how much dihydrogen monoxide we waste daily.

Yum, yum, yum. Who wants some?

Recently I caught a terrible sinus infection whilst on holiday. I suspect if was from the sniffling person in an adjacent seat on the eleven hour flight across the Pacific. Upon arrival in a third-world tropical location I scoured the 'net to find a solution (rather depending on the endless supply of locally…

Clara: It's smaller on the outside.
Doctor: Okay, that is a first.
Clara: Is it magic? Is it a machine?
Doctor: It's a ship.
Clara: A ship?
Doctor: Best ship in the universe.
Clara: Is there a kitchen?
Doctor: Another first.
Clara: I don't know why I asked that. It's just, I like making soufflés.
Doctor: Soufflés?
~…

I'd hit that.

Sometimes you get the bounce you want, sometimes you get the bounce you deserve.

I always viewed Hermione as the rainbow chaser patiently waiting for Ron and Harry to grow up and out of their boarding school crush.

And all those motorcycle pin-up posters. ;-)
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In high heels? Yes, he's tall.