To avoid pizza mouth (that's when the piping hot pie plops on the table you swoop in, take a bite, end up burning the roof of your mouth leaving that annoying bubble blister, not enjoying the rest of the meal), I'll use a knife and fork for the initial bites.

Writing in France in the nineteenth century, Jules Verne was fascinated by adventure and exploration. This omnibus contains Five Weeks in a Balloon, Around the World in Eighty Days, A Journey to the Center of the Earth, From the Earth to the Moon, Round the Moon, Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea and The…

Do you avoid coffee drinkers?

"The secret of coffee's popularity is the mind-altering drug caffeine, primarily responsible for coffee's stimulating effects. "

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1989-02-02/ent…

Chinkiang vinegar, the king of vinegars.

Au contraire, mon frère
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"The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
~ Terry Pratchett / Hogfather

"Dude, hold my beer. I'm cranking it up to eleven!"

Slip a shucked oyster into tall shot glass with one and a half to two ounces of frozen vodka and a dash of Tobasco. Slurp it down. Repeat until you run out of oysters, or vodka.

It is noted "Roman gladiators used olive oil to bathe, then sold the used "bath oil" to wealthy women".
http://www.oliveoiltimes.com/olive-oil-basi…

Miss Miley Cyrus is now accepting collect packages from the recently deceased.

Lots of jars I have, jar lids however not so much. Where do they go, on holiday with the plastic container lids?

Chē-ˈsō, isn't that toilet in Cantonese?

The eBay model, at $142.00, is 220V 60Hz however this one is 100V 50/60 Hz (the US is 120V 60Hz) and is a hundred bucks less at $40.33 (¥ 4,200):

Ah yes, a ring in the shape of you-know-what when it splats on a tummy.

"I've lived nearly thirty years and it has come to this? The next one I'm going to drop a branch on."

It looks something like this.
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I've had an aluminum version of the bottle opener hanging on my key ring for over a decade. In a pinch it'll slice through the everyday clear tape (though not the threaded reinforced tape) used on most packages. And it opens bottles too. Picked it up when paying for gas, it was next to the lighters and Slim Jims,…

I really like this one. The arrow next to the gas pump tells you which side of the car the fuel door is on. Handy if you're in a rental or driving someone else's car (if you're home for the holidays and using the 'rents car).

Do you mean like have the cutting edge on the bottle opener? Makes sense to me. One tool rather than two.

I suppose. But parking garage fires most usually occur in the parking garage and most new structures have fire suppression systems in the garage to isolate them. A fire in the residential area of the building might result in a vehicle catching on fire resulting in an explosion affecting the floors above and below…