It takes about twenty-one seconds to pee. It takes longer than that for the water to heat up.

"Scientists have found a Universal Law of Urination for different-sized mammals: It takes about 21 seconds for rats, dogs, goats, cows and elephants to pee (humans don't count because we pee in a hurry)."
http://gawker.com/scie…

Two buck Chuck (actually around $2.50 per 750ml) seems fine to my palate and pocketbook.

I've tried that, doesn't work. At least in Opera or but does (gasp) in IE (who wants to use that?).

Without using a mouse how does one click on the "I understand and wish to continue" button on a Blogspot website?

How to turn those old hockey sticks into a handy coat rack: http://cottagelife.com/13900/diy/proj…

My favourite remedy for a hangover: a big bowl of roast pork soup noodles, a few wontons makes it seem more effective but aren't necessary.

When parking in a garage which has the spaces numbered or marked (such as at the airport), I write down that detail (and floor number) on my parking ticket.

I like me a good hefeweizen once in a while but man, that trace of yeast clouding the beer sure makes for some mean case of barking spiders.

The only food shop in West Crackerville Virginia? I've seen cheese by the pound if it is Velveeta, they'll cut you off a slice, but none of the fancy stuff those city folk liberals buy.

If Ricotta cheese is not available (or too darned expensive) in your neck of the woods small curd Cottage cheese will work.

I've got a ticket, just gotta get past the picket
They say that the trick is to walk in backwards
Like you're walking out
I guess the lord's wearing glasses now
~ Pete Townshend / 'Keep Me Turning'

Their FAQ says TunnelBear has chosen to 'disable Torrent ports'. If they mean the standard Torrent ports (6881-6889 TCP) fine, but the protocol can be run on any port, and the peer-to-peer nature of the protocol means that discovering peers that use unblocked ports is simple.

Tokyo's Narita (NRT) has techno-seats. When you're done a nice warm spray of water. Totally awesome.

Go to the Front Desk and ask if they have a safe in which you could secure valuables. They will usually give you something like a safe deposit box in which you can place your items, which they will then log and place into their safe.

Leftover heavy cream? No such thing in our house. It is used in coffee or tea or even hot chocolate, or to add a little oomph to a bowl of Frosted Flakes.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.
~ John Heywood

"Are we not men?"
(No, we are Devo)

Come on back when you reach 90,000 feet.

FTW: Four and half bucks for a stiff drink and some M&Ms

1st Man: Look, up in the sky! It's a plane!
2nd Man: It's a bird!
Woman: It's a frog!
1st Man: A frog?
Underdog: Not plane nor bird nor even frog. It's just little old me...
[sound of crash off camera]
Underdog: Heh-heh, Underdog.