It could have been worse, it could have been Mike Shanahan Shank Night:

"3. Doctor Who Meets Scratchman" sounds like a trip! I can imagine what was going through Tom Baker's mind at the time:

Tonight on BBC One "The Doctor Meets The Who". The Doctor and Sarah Jane land on location at the King's Theatre in Southsea, Portsmouth for the filming of "Tommy".

"Good night, and Big Balls"
~ Jim Henson / Wipeout

Children of Men

I've got one on my 2005 Kia Spectra. It holds a pack of cigarettes snugly.

In the car, in the bathroom, even when out of town and if I'm overseas (over the internet): KUOW. When I lived on the other coast it was WAMU.

Doha's average temperature in July, based on the historical records from 1978 to 2012:

It smells like bleach with a hint of despiration, like the crusty sock found under many a teen's bed.

And you mustn't tell a soul about Niall.

Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer

A Canadian's
Like an American, but
Without a damn gun

The sign is just directions to the toilets.

Behold, the King of Condiments: Banana Catsup.

I always imagined the Denton Dress Code mandated meggings.

Phoneton, OH apparantly was named by a telephone company, though it is unclear which one.

http://mcnewsreport.blogspot.com/2012/05/phonet…

Everyone loves a ginger.

Won't you take me home Will Bailey, please take me home?

"All Hat, No Cattle" is Texan for "All Jumbotron, No Team".

Ahem ...

I'll just leave it to this: