Thomas Kemper Root Beer.

Aaargh matey, this is Keith Richards.

Sorry Mr Mayer, this is Keith Richards.

This must give the military pause differentiating between protestors and possible rifle laser scopes or laser guided missiles.

Everyone likes a story with a happy ending.

I like Zoi Greek yogurt with a spoonful of whatever jam is in the 'fridge or with a squeeze of honey. Epic tast, fit for the gods.

If you're eating caviar with a metal spoon, you're doing it wrong - metal may impart an undesirable flavour. I know, first world problem.

You gotta have yellow leather balls to juggle around Iceland.

"Well Strauss is the hooker, I thought we were allowed a little squeeze."

It looks oddly familiar.

"United announced that starting next year for qualification for 2015 MileagePlus elite levels, frequent fliers will have to spend at least 10 cents for every mile required for different elite levels. Delta announced similar requirements in January. Silver status at United, for example, requires 25,000 miles flown in a…

Some cats prefer to go further afield, by bus.

Well, there was this recent awesome Canadian event.

Reading that "Ryan Seacrest is a man (asexual? with a starfish-like reproductive system?) on the prowl" reminded me of Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions".

Approximately 750,000 people died from combat, accident, starvation, and disease during the US Civil War.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/sci…

If the music during the closing credits is 'Don't Stop Believing' I'm storming to the box office to demand my money back.

Not necessarily a good photo to post in your cubicle.

I love the Mach3. As my five o'clock shadow is noticeable after about five days it takes ages for a blade replacement.

Best double feature ever: Michael Radford's "1984" (the one with John Hurt and Richard Burton) followed by Terry Gilliam's "Brazil". Though they were filmed within months of each other and at different London studios, you'd swear they shared some of the same sets, though Gilliam may've hyped them up a tad.

A set of more flattering photos.