CBI Agent Rigsby: How can you like Triceratops more than T-Rex?
CBI Agent Cho: T-Rex are losers. Little arms. It's chicken with teeth.

"Setup was easy; take it out of the box, install the water tank, ground collector, and drip tray, and turn it on."

Really? How many home kitchens have a readily accessible 220V power supply?

MLS fans seem to be filling some stadiums: http://mlsattendance.blogspot.com/

Why do the TGI Friday's uniforms have TGIF printed on their shirts? So their employees know that "This Goes In Front".

Felicia Day's character Charlie on Supernatural is awesome. This last season she's been the Queen of a Ren Faire:

"Hello Phil? Ix-nay on the Arden-gay Show allenge-chay."

DC's Metro might be slightly better if they'd install more lights in some of the stations. Metro Center is darker than the hearts of some politicians.

Where's the Tang®?

"How Much Would It Cost to Build the Starship Enterprise?"

Mary Poppins endorses this.

Hurley and Miles Explain It All.

Its all fun and games until someone leaves the cake out in the rain.

To Serve Man.

We are stardust.
Billion year old carbon.
We are golden ...
Caught in the devil's bargain
And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
~ Joni Mitchell / Woodstock

Dick Grayson always looked satisfied.

Do you mean the Dimples of Venus?

What happens if someone browses through the books by your bed? Bruce Wayne had a good idea ...

Castiel: It's starting.
Dean: Yeah, you think, genius?
Castiel: You don't have to be mean.
Dean: So, what do we do now?
Castiel: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave.
Dean: Yes, well, thank you, Bukowski.

I was driving heading into DC (no, I wasn't on the Beltway but on River Road) when a damn cicada fly into the car. I went off the road, onto the sidewalk, and ran from the car screaming. A nice older woman, who'd witnessed the attack, consoled and helped calm me down. That summer those damn beasts were so loud you…

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