Its all fun and games until someone leaves the cake out in the rain.

To Serve Man.

What happens if someone browses through the books by your bed? Bruce Wayne had a good idea ...

I was driving heading into DC (no, I wasn't on the Beltway but on River Road) when a damn cicada fly into the car. I went off the road, onto the sidewalk, and ran from the car screaming. A nice older woman, who'd witnessed the attack, consoled and helped calm me down. That summer those damn beasts were so loud you…

It's the Doctor!

IMHO it would have been the wrong thing to do. Impeding an investigation (was anyone else involved in the planning of the event?) or obstruction of justice (that's why we have law enforcement officers and the rule of law).

And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place
Kirk's to the left of me
Spock's to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Over a bowl in the palm of your hand.

I guess that explains the attraction to Ollie Murs.

I see what you did there. +1

Femen? Oh, I thought the headline said Fremen.

Celery is one the three major ingredients of lot of the soups and sauces I enjoy making. The smell of garlic, celery, and onions sautéing in the fry pan makes my tummy tingle.

Get your mouth around a cream-filled Twinkie.

How can an airline make travelling with kids more fun?

Moshi-moshi (もしもし). It is what you say when you answer a phone in Japan and means something like 'hello' or 'is someone there?'.

The Mentalist.

CBI Agent Wayne Rigsby: How can you like Triceratops more than T-Rex?

That must be some strong roll-out pantry to "hold a ton of canned goods and other non-perishables". 2,000 pounds is a lot of canned goods. As for the slim size, is it connected to some kind of dimension or space folding device to hold all those canned goods, and would such a device affect the non-perishables? Or…

"Dude, I'm wearing your tighty-whities."

"Thurston, are those Hobbit feet beneath your desk or are you wearing flip-flops?"