How can an airline make travelling with kids more fun?

They can't make on-the-go snacking slurpably fun.

Or is this just a Fanta Sea?

"OMG, whatever you're doing is giving me a chobi. Grab the camera!"

Moshi-moshi (もしもし). It is what you say when you answer a phone in Japan and means something like 'hello' or 'is someone there?'.

The Mentalist.

CBI Agent Wayne Rigsby: How can you like Triceratops more than T-Rex?

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That must be some strong roll-out pantry to "hold a ton of canned goods and other non-perishables". 2,000 pounds is a lot of canned goods. As for the slim size, is it connected to some kind of dimension or space folding device to hold all those canned goods, and would such a device affect the non-perishables? Or…

"Dude, I'm wearing your tighty-whities."

When not to wear a red shirt.

"Thurston, are those Hobbit feet beneath your desk or are you wearing flip-flops?"

The periscope is BIG and built into the wall. Think large window, larger mirrors.

Is that drench protection in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Freedom of speech also means you are willing to take responsibility and ownership for what you say, and to accept the consequence that others may disagree and may no longer want to be associated with you.

Do unto others.

My brother gave me a pair of wool fleece-lined bedroom slippers which I've never been allowed to wear: the cat commandeered them as her personal pillow.

The "General Certificate of Education 'Ordinary' Level Examination", otherwise known as the "GCE 'O' Level" or the "O Levels" is the examination taken by students of Secondary Education in the United Kingdom, Commonwealth countries or regions associated with the British curriculum. The "GCE 'O' Level" is a…

If he needs to count to ten he holds up his hands ("Remember the Alamo!"), to twenty he removes his boots and socks, and if he needs fractions he drops trou.

Or a schmear of schmaltz. Pie crusts make with schmaltz are flakey and will melt in your mouth.