I remember a time when the KFC's in Thailand sold deep fried chicken skins as a side. Yummm!

My doctor told me I had to cut down on Indian food, the magnetic curry was retaining iron.

This has been done once before, in 1985 when the Enterprise was flown in for the Smithsonian. The 747 + Space Shuttle flew in over Baltimore and circled its Beltway, the headed south over the interstate to DC and circled its Beltway before landing at Dulles Airport (where the Enterprise was to be housed).

Kensi (NCIS LA) joins Lt Cmdr Joe White & Chin Ho Kelly (Hawaii Five-0) to work with Person Of Interest's Finch & Reese to go back to "The Island".

I say it is time for a male companion, there've been several in the past. Midshipman Alonso Frame, the Titanic's only surviving bridge crewmember, would be a brilliant choice. He's obviously brave (that whole iceberg in the North Atlantic thing), the Doctor did set him up with Captain Jack, and you can't get enough…

And don't even get me started on the $50 Needless Mark-up (Nieman Marcus) Bespoke Fabric Sheets™.

The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Touch.

If possible, I sneeze into a pillow. Not my pillow, mind you. The one from the other side of the bed. Oh, did I say that out loud?

I'm just waiting for Survivor's Carlton to get kicked off the island so he can be on RuPaul's Drag Race and amaze us with his wit and wisdom.

Dame Judy Dench is my vote for the next Doctor. And it would be brilliant if Russell Tovey (as Midshipman Frame) were her companion.

Did she know an Aussie got to marry Kojak's daughter, Mrs Peel?

I addition, you eat with the spoon not the fork. The fork is used to shovel stuff onto the spoon.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

And zombies too!

Since the optical mouse became ubiquitous I repurposed an old MouseRug on which to place the vibrating mobile phone. [www.mouserug.com]

And it didn't work out for Mila on Project Runway All Stars either.

Vulnera Sanentur, Tergeo, Reparifors!

Vulnera Sanentur, Tergeo, Reparifors!

"Pa love Fa?"

On closer inspection, this was spotted on what appears to be a teeny little hatch.