An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?".

A power nap works for me. A teacher in college once told us he'd prefer we not try to fight drowsiness in class, and that a short micro nap is better. I agree, and so does Lifehacker.

Hello? Can't the cast and crew pop into the Tardis and zip to a time-frame suitable for each of the needed cameos?

"Mmmmm this is the kinda room I like, wall to wall men!"

"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most."

Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi !!!

Wesley Crusher: Say goodbye, Data.

"And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke"

It is annoying in Images when using Opera 'cause the old way all you have to do was hit the Space Bar to advance a page.

Can you put a price on having in hand 13 oz of 'frozen' vodka?

Double-headed USB cables never go home alone.

Many, if not most, radio stations stream live off their web sites. I love to listen to my local public radio station when I'm out of town.

Never, ever, play chess with Death on the beach. He always wins.

Ahhh, Arizona. Where the heat is dry enough to make dashboard brownies.

"And for when Animée Beer is just not enough to slate that thirst, try our Hentai Beer ... it hits the spot!"

I got mine here: [www.thinkgeek.com]

Is it just me or does anyone else think installing an ad with a life-size fire hydrant, at waist level, into a bus shelter is just asking for trouble?

In space, no one can hear you whistle.

Nothing says lovin' like spending your honeymoon in seperate beds ... ten miles apart. [www.dailymail.co.uk]

And lingonberries are for meatballs.