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@HIV 2 Elway: 'The Brick', a tavern in Rosyln Washington and the set for Northern Exposure's bar of the same name, has a trough that runs the length of the bar. This trough of running water is for tobacco-chewing patrons to spit into and is in no uncertain terms for saliva only.

Nothin' says 'I love you' quite like a d*ck in a box.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Sunburnt 'boys' are the least of the problem, consider a sunburnt peen. Especially a few days later when you get to the 'peeling' stage.

BitTorrent, the love that dare not speak its name.

I travel often and have never found a truly easy-peasy way to sync stuff.

@rodmanstreet: Nothing gets between Stefan & me and a GE Stainless Steel appliance except for maybe Fabio. Yes, I would be the filling for a Stefan-Fabio panini sandwich.

"Are you coming?", he asked gently.

"Is that PETN in your panties, or are you just glad to see me?"

Being of the Sci-Fi persuasion, I have over the years used images from NASA's 'Astronomy Picture of the Day Archive'.

Let's see ... if she herself made the tapes when she was 'under 18', isn't she aware that she SHOULD be charged for creating child porn.

@Eh-ron: Wyoming? Think 'Dick' Cheney.

Foam? Who needs that trendy socialist lovin' foam. Gimme a dollop of that good ol' commie condensed milk. #food

@Ratinski: Especially if the Calvin Klein model is in my bedroom, winking at me, and removing his boxer briefs. #underthings

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Catholic schools ... methinks they've seen this Band Ohne Namen 'Boys' video ...

Early morning call, and the weather's as foul as a talk show host? For me a cold coke and a tuna sandwich gets all mental and physical gears going.

@Peter Nincompoop: Those frat boys need every single one of those beers to get drunk enough to express their homoerotic fantasies.

Google's cache can be your friend:

@Ailatan: ... The Object of my affection.