I read the Chrissy Teigen quote as "I don't take yodeling very seriously." Which is crazy, because yodeling is intense.

My daughter and her bff did it :) They also put her in doll dresses, which she doesn't love but she looks fabulous and knows it :D

I assume the owner put them all in there but I can't blame him since I am very pro putting kittens in places.

I've always had a huge crush on Hal Sparks.

I've got a crush of Seth Rogan too! But I was a huge stoner in college and have a thing for heavy set bearded dudes.

If it makes you feel better, I find Seth Rogen kind of attractive. He amuses me.

I don't know, I would love it if my boyfriend liked someone down to earth and adorkable like Taylor Swift! Now Megan Fox, on the other hand, IS SO CLICHED. *side eyes him sitting next to me*

• "Shemar Moore straight up flexed for the paparazzi at the beach. This is news."

I don't know enough about her to agree or disagree. But I like you more for saying something nice despite the general push to vilify her for being rich and having an annoying sister.

I like Nicky Hilton. She sounds like a smart, decent person. There, I said it.

I called my gram yesterday to catch up and wish her a happy 4th. She proceeded to tell me that since I don't want kids, when I'm old, my spouse will die and leave me all alone, so I should have kids so someone can take care of me...And they wonder why I never go home...

Ugh.

Katherine Hepburn rocks! She didn't miss a damn thing ;)

How is she so graceful looking at 16? At that age I was hella dumpy and couldn't figure out how that bright red sweatpants are socially unacceptable. This girl is leagues ahead, happy birthday to her!

That got a C+?! Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I would have failed that one so hard their embarrassed ancestors would have felt it.

I've done it before for 10 weeks - it's really not that bad. It saves a lot of time.

...if they don't shave their arm pits or legs for 10 weeks...

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH SAM BARGE! Those dresses are fucking cute!