I would love to go back in time and give Tiny Shiny a hug and let her know that she is beautiful and lovable. I had a violent and bullying family that broke my self-esteem and that girl needed to know that everything was gonna be good some day.

Eldritch, age 12: You said you were gonna be an author.

How am I not surprised that so many of us were book worms. Does that say more about Jezebel readership, or is it that kids who can amuse themselves with books grow up to be pretty kickass adults?

This little wiener would probably be upset that I didn't grow up to be that Archeologist model for Cover Girl. But I think she'd be interested in the fact that I have cats

I just had a similar thought! Is the poor little kitteh going to be okay? I hope the condition isn't painful or limiting... I think I see a few comments to reassure me, though, but I think the reaction as a cat momma is because I think it invokes the idea that they're agitated.

I was worried he might be suffering but then I saw Ralphee trying (and admittedly, failing, but still) to head bump Max and I thought "he's gonna be ok".

Oh man, you just said exactly what I did. Watched the video with my giant fat cat laying against my leg and I immediately hugged him ( to his dismay).

Arg! My cat is stubbornly curled up 10 feet away and will just *not* come over to me to fulfill my request for cuddles! I have to squeeze and kiss him after this article, but he's not cooperating! (On a similar note, the only way I can watch animal rescue shows, like 'Animal Cops,' is if he's sitting with me on the…

Could use some advice about a dude. Here's the short story:

Cuddle punishment is the BEST punishment. I think they secretly <3 it.

Don't worry about Ralphee! I have a CH kitty.... People are always really concerned when they first meet her (tears have been shed!), but they soon realize that she gets by just fine. She can't jump, but she can climb like a mofo and she's absolutely fearless. She has a lot of fans.

The best parts of cat ownership is creeping them out and pissing them off. Nothing better than a mildly annoyed feline.

Cuddle away! They are hard to watch when you don't know it is just wobbly, drunk walking.

I was also worried so I went to the ol' Google machine and found this which put me at ease:

I have known quite a few cats with CH and they all live wonderful, happy lives. They walk a little funny and sometimes need to be in a place without stairs or need a special litter box, but they all are super sweet kitties who get around well — just different.

I respect Diane Keaton's definition of "friend". It is a word we use way too lightly. And I respect her loyalty.

I don't have a problem with Upton either, Lindy. But please for the love of god don't put the poor woman in the Dirtbag headline again. It's like the siren call for the slimiest of the basement dwelling cheese-dicks.