"This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with James Franco"

You do need to retrace my trip! There is no drive through at the museum, but there is a giant stuffed Harvey (technically you are not supposed to take pictures in the museum, but I was able to sweet talk the employees into letting me get my picture taken with Harvey—I think their kindness stemmed from the fact that…

My personal favorite "recipe" is for French macarons, which, as Pippa informs her readers, are quite difficult to make. She simply advises that you go to a good French bakery. Technically I knew that before the book came into my life, but it felt good having Pippa validate my position on complicated desserts.

I love it, and I imagine you could get it cheap on Amazon. It really is beautifully photographed, for one thing. Sometimes the tips are silly (hence the mockery), but there are some fun ideas in the book as well.

I love Pippa. Sorry not sorry. And I own her book, which my dumb-ass ex paid full price for.

Sorry, but I was completely baffled by it myself. I was but a naive lass of 18, driving through the state with my Mom on the way to the Jimmy Stewart Museuem (yep, I'm a nerd) when I saw the place (which I did not actually visit). Anyway, I did not understand the establishment, but did find it hilarious and it holds a…

My favorite thing about Pennsylvania was a charming shack on the side of the road, which actually happened to be a business by the lovely name of Climax Gentleman's Club (featuring an ever so useful drive through window). That is the main thing that stuck with me about the state.

He is an adorable, whimsical, mythical British creature. Also, in my fantasy life, he is the ginger into whose open arms I fall when the Queen forbids Prince Harry and I to express our undying love by getting married.

Yes! I thought he and Jada were such a cool celebrity couple until their children started speaking publicly. I understand that great parents can have dipshit kids (Tom and Rita-Chet Haze; my parents-my brother), but the fact that all of the wee Smiths seem to be similarly insufferable/their parents let them be so…

I think Russell Brand said something comparable about his marriage to Katy Perry, and people rightfully called him an asshole for it. One example.

Sexting is hard...like my penis. You interested?

Fair enough. :)

Not denying the "rich history of terrible things done in the name of god," but there have also been some pretty great things done in the name of god(s) (and irreligious people doing some really shitty things). I think your (incredibly disrespectful) dismissal of the beliefs and actions of religious folk is reductive…

Her?

bullshit could also work.

So sorry! Hope you feel better soon.

"or god forbid borrowing to go to some grad school that won't provide any better job opportunities"—BURN!

Suggestion: Publish cute/happy animal videos and stories at night for us insomniacs, and the depressing stories that are going to keep me awake during the day.

If you don't claim the Trader Joe's with the Australian accent who likes cats then I will!

I agree about Old Nick, but why hate on Keenan and Kel. I will never forgive Keenan for going on SNL without Kel. Who lives orange soda? Ke-Ke-Ke-Kel.