...“The sex has been broadly described as consensual”...

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

Makes me want to go up there and get vigilante...me and my SIG 220.

The theory I’m familiar with its that it’s multiple long haul truckers. There is little-to-no public transit and a lot of poverty up there so for a lot of folks, unfortunately, hitchhiking is the only way to get around. Especially for youth going from town to reserve and back.

I think Earth should start over

why didnt she just give him a chance u guys

He did a lot more for me than that but you so want to make your point so whatevs.

Before I decided that homeopathy was hogwash, I went to a homeopath for my severe complaints stemming from misdiagnosed endometriosis. He used this method and it’s SO weird, but I could really feel the muscles go weak in my arm - or, alternatively, he would be unable to push down my arm. To this day, I can’t explain…

I used to think this was all a bunch of fraudulent tomfoolery until one of these supposed quackaroos put a piece of babnana cream cheesecake in my hand and my arm fell to the floor. Similar results were observed with microwaved donuts, little Debbie snack cakes, percocet, and various stimulants.

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS PICTURE AND IT WAS BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!

So what's the solution? A constantly evolving language that shifts when the overuse of one word diminishes its meaning? Isn't that sort of how language already works?

it kills me some day you feel like a woman some day you don’t, its like some day you feel like peanut brittle, some day you feel like pumpkin.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

This made me think of my senior year, when a classmate killed a local couple solely because he wanted to see if he was “smart enough” to plan a murder and get away with it. Spoiler alert: He didn’t.

With razor wire. And a moat. Filled with sharks (with frickin’ lasers, obvs).

I applaud these women for trying to do something to combat the insane blowback to women in sports journalism. I feel awful for the dudes who have to read these, since it almost makes them look like the losers who actually typed those things.

David Bowie: Prince? What are you doing here?

Two weeks ago I was at a comicon with all-gender restrooms. I have no idea what gender anyone in there was, we were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets.

I overheard a dude on campus yesterday say that if they allow trans women into women’s restrooms then there is nothing legally to protect women and keep him from going into women’s restrooms. I want to know what he would be doing that I would not be safe? Frankly, if anyone goes in just to get their shit done, I do…

And this is why whenever I laugh or feel joy I channel muttly.