I feel like I will never have so little going on in my life that I need to get into online fights with a child. And I am a very petty person. With very little going on in life.

Same. I’m obsessed with the updates but refuse to go to their actual pages. I’m mostly here for the hilarious comments. Like, I’ll read the update and then go away for a few hours to wait for a good comment build up and save it like a little treat for myself.

There’s always drama in the banana stand.

Its braised, sliced Pokémon on rice or noodles.

I generally detox by eating potato chips made with Olestra. I call it my “Spring Cleaning”.

Whoever the asshole is who first took the term “detox” out of a medical setting and plastered it on an over the counter product like this deserves to be banished from society.

You’re probably right, no one would wise crack about this if it was done to a woman.