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Cool. Don't buy it.

Cool. Don't buy it.

I enlightened the shit out of a male friend of mine who bemoaned the fact that he never got OkCupid messages and that I got a variety of new ones on a daily basis. Yes, men bear the problem of no responses and no new messages, but women bear the problem of having to sort through endless amounts of violent invective to

Reid: "Husain, great work out there!"

The game from Reamde convinced me that this game had no chance of being a game I would want to play. Stephenson's idea of a world famous MMORPG had it being brutal to its players in a way that fell out of favor with Everquest. Smaller games like Eve still do the 'lose everything at death' and 'everything is free for

I hope someone mods it into a good game.

"We had two bags of gysahl greens, seventy-five pieces of phoenix down, five hi-powered elixirs, a saltshaker half-full of smelling salts, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored hypers, tranquilizers, eye drops, echo screens... Also, a quart of remedy, a quart of holy water, a case of potions, a pint of raw ether, and

What's really weird is that this isn't technically revenge porn. He didn't upload it because his ex pissed him off. . . he uploaded a video of someone he was happily in a relationship with.

Haha, Oh M59! I even played this just last month, its still going ;) Lets not forget this one:

I would hope Kotaku and its writers don't come off that way. If we do, call us out for it. I don't think anyone on the staff believes we're better than our readership in any way — we're here to serve you, not the other way around.

An arcade game?

It's interesting how a lot of the solutions to these puzzles happen "outside" of the game. Players are being encouraged to seek help out in the World at large, not just their back yard. How many people are going to be able to translate all of those phrases without talking to other people from all over the World? And

You've done this to yourself. There is no one that can save you.

Nice joke! But there's a worthy answer for me to give you, because I should point out that if we did a review, Nathan wouldn't be allowed to do it, though I also am sure he'd never ask to.

The Wii U is in a bit of a frustrating situation right now. Nothing the console has added (a touch screen controller mostly) is enough to get devs thinking about emergent gameplay, and without that there is no reason for a 3rd party to make an exclusive Wii U game. Even Nintendo has largely failed on that front with

I came into Dungeons and Dragons with the red box set (BECMI). AD&D seemed a little too clunky for me in places, and I was a fan of 2nd Edition - especially with the introduction of Kits. 3rd Edition was a bit too math heavy, I found (my wife hates math, so I wind up doing all the work for her characters every time

But the hype is the best part...

One month later: