I had to haul my sorry ass back onto the wagon after I got back from camping with my family last week. The four of us who were drinking filled three recycling bags with empties over the course of a week by having beer for breakfast and mai-tais for lunch.

Next thing you’ll be telling me cocaine and hookers are bad too.

Also, a fancy dog, the official pet of 1%ers’ wives.

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

Ban England and Russia from the next Euro’s. It’s not like they were going to win anyway.

I think my disconnect with the accusation of coziness towards Helwani is that my main exposure to him was through MMA Beat which I don’t think could be called soft towards the UFC in anyway. That isn’t to say anything are the claims true or not, but that at least in some formats he was really critical of the UFC. And…

Truth. I love MMA, but the sport has outgrown him and the sooner he's out of the picture the better.

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

Anyone who believes that Dana White would personally tell a journalist he got fired from network television anything of importance lacks critical thinking skills (which would explain why they’re Dana White apologists in the first place).

So why promote this terrible company? Continuing to cover their bloodsport regardless of their treatment of the press legitimizes what they’re doing.

Just let this sleazy organization get their publicity through their own paid mouthpieces. Don’t drag yourselves into the mud by providing them with free publicity.

This article is missing some insults hurled at manbaby Dana White. He is terrible.

Every time I see stories like this I figure Goodell is steaming “why can’t I get away with shit like this...”

Moral of the story: If you’re a D-man and decide to join the rush short-handed because desperation, don’t turn the puck over and fall down.

Barry, are you trying to say this is bad defense?

Sharks v Blues: Dawn of Unchoking

you betting that or just making board noise? Pretty sure you can win yacht money on that bet

Just let their moms play one on one and see who the real MVP actually is.

Hockey hasn’t just “flirted” with Vegas. It’s basically a done deal at this point. Team is supposed to be called the Black Knights.

Nary a mention of legal prostitution. I foresee a new boom of brothels in Nevada when it becomes a thing for Raiders’ fans to hire a prostitute to dress up like Philip Rivers.