Teenagers are edgy nonconformists. Despite the efforts of many of my teachers there were still impotent little choads running around like this kid.

Most racist people are really committed to their cause, they are simply impotent moronic piss babies who want to feel important and valued. That’s is why they will backpedal or hide or change the subject when you actually confront them.

They were wearing MAGA hats, a racist symbol if ever one has existed. Go fuck yourself.

It’s almost like no one did their required reading in high school. Actually, I was there, I know they didn’t.

Go fuck yourself.

I take literally no solace in that. How much of the game do you end up watching anyway? Not much...

Who fucking cares? The only thing more annoying than a Masshole is a Steelers fan with absolutely no connection to Pittsburgh. There are an unfathomable amount of these people. And now I’m remembering all the “owners” of the Packers. Football fans are the worst.

That’s horrifying.

God exists and he really really hates us, so the Patriots are definitely gonna be in the Super Bowl.

That would be fun.

Your point being... Maybe you’ve heard of this class of assholes called NFL owners? While each is uniquely grotesque there really isn’t much of a difference between them.

It’ll never happen, but we can dream can’t we...

No it isn’t. They need to lose today.

This is accurate.

Not really. I mean there are Drew Brees fans scattered about that want to see him win another, but those people would probably still be happier with Rams Chiefs.

Salt? Were you high when you were eating said burrito?

I think it needs a banana for scale.

Tapatio just tastes like vinegar and fire.

HaHaHa. Take that Rob. I told you Cholula was spicier than Tapatio.

The problem with this mental exercise that you are struggling with (other than math) is that you have to imagine that the Knicks are a good enough team to make the finals. That’s a hard thing to do, but if they were good enough you better fucking believe MILLIONS of New Yorkers are going to be watching those games.