Then there's also the argument that "your parents are white, so how can you complain about white people oppressing black people?" Because if two white people treat you well, of course it follows that all other white people treat you well too.

Part of the gossipy rumors about Percy Harvin's general unpleasantness involved him saying Russell Wilson wasn't "black enough."

That's disappointing. As a Seahawks fan I was looking forward to something a little more along the lines of Kaepernick's.

I experienced both extremes in Iceland: whale (like the best beef you've ever tasted) and puffin (like a swig of ocean water).

There are many delicious parts of a pig, but the cheeks are as good as it gets.

Eh, I tried donkey sausage in France last year and it tasted like donkeys smell.

I'm sure you can Weathers this pun run

A Blaffair to Rememblack is the odds-on favorite this year.

Unfortunately his absence will give Creedence to the idea that the Academy is old and out of touch.

Plus they look nice. Men's fashion doesn't provide too many opportunities to accessorize.

Does Creative still exist? They used to make damn fine mp3 players.

There are already water resistant phones out there that still have headphone jacks

They really did have a great UI. I was never a fan of the iPod's folders upon folders upon folders

Am I the only one who still wears a regular-ass watch? I don't really mind that it can't display text messages three words at a time.

Today in Things Apple Is Pretending They Invented: wireless headphones

I didn't realize this was out yet. I haven't checked out Far Harbor either, as I heard it was a mess on PS4. Have they ironed out any of the issues?

Cliff Clavin and Carla Tortelli are pretty fantastic in their own right.

Carlos Danger

Mr. Cuddlywhiskers
Mitt Dermon
Bread Poot
Brother Pricewater
Brother Housecoopers
Ana Spanikopita

Joe Mayo. Quite frankly, it sounds made up!