Lochte said there had been one robber, while Feigen allegedly said there had been more than one.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

You can get hyper analytical, but it seems pretty clear that Bill has mistreated women for a long time and Hillary has done her best to be part of the machine that keeps him clean enough (and in the process rolling over those women) that they can accomplish their political goals in spite of his behavior.

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Eventually you get the whole “I know you are a homebody these days, but we are having a party for our weenie dog Tinkerbell’s birthday.”

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

YES! I mean all the people who dislike her for lying? Have they heard Trump at all?