I say a lot whenever I have to visit the Den of Ignorance, especially to my idiot aunt who only gets her “news” from Facebook and Fox. In fact, I take great pleasure in watching her back herself into a wall when she can’t even argue on facts vs. whatever-the-Apprentice-told-her. Making slow progress in bringing mom…

I don’t understand climate change deniers, man. I keep wanting to ask them how exhausting it must be to maintain that willful ignorance. Administration of fucking idiots, this one.

I volunteer! Though I’d probably just bash his skull in with a brick. It’s more personal that way.

All I know is that if That Crazy Boyfriend made some long-ass social media post about how “curvy” I am, he’d be down a couple of limbs.

While I would never book my wedding at any of his properties willingly, I can say that if that orange idiot crashed my wedding, I would either sue or start throwing punches. Ruin my special, expensive day and I will stab a fucker with the cake knife and set them on fire.

I think mine may have imploded, citing my scorched-earth policies. *never does anything half-vag’d*

Y’know, the thing that pisses me off the most about this whole healthcare fiasco is that it so blatantly points out how they don’t give a fuck about making this country better or helping its people; it’s just a constant cycle of trying to fuck over the other side. That is what this is. They don’t give a fuck if…

If anything ever tempted me to try EVE out, it’s this. I’m not sure what that says about me as a person.

I couldn’t feel torn up about McCain’s having brain cancer if you paid me to. I feel that, for him, it’s karma.

You find a planet like that, you let me know. I’ll fly us there and bring sandwiches.

*skips off to go get the bricks and some sandwiches!*

But.... but wouldn’t bricking the MRAs in the head solve the issue too?

Think of the whatnow?....

To my understanding from my GW2 buddies, Anet’s been having issues with DDoS too.

If I could give you all the stars, I would.

As the one in charge of bringing the torches, I am glad we can make you smile.

Same. I can literally go outside and look over the border and yet the most unsafe I’ve felt is my own screaming desire to set the state on fire.

I just started playing FFXIV, thanks to the recent sale on Steam. I’m loving it so far.

I can see it now...

Little Cthulhu is displeased! *flailflailflailflail*