Honestly, that fish perfectly represents my daily life right now.

Trust me, it’s temporary. And only because I’m sure a garrotte might get be rendered ineffective by one of his chins.

I know. I just want to hug it around the neck until the flailing stops.

I just downloaded the free trial for A Realm Reborn and have all intentions of buying all of it this next month while the bundle is on sale on Steam. So far, enjoying it.

I don’t know... the answers I tend to get to the question of “what kind of games do you play?” range from various video game responses, board games and pen and paper games. Maybe we just run in vastly different circles?

*cackles* I’m using that one.

How dare you insult potato! *lip trembles*

Chaotic stupid, I says.

I wish I could say I was surprised at this state’s behaviour but everyday brings a new way we embarrass ourselves. That said, I’m very proud of the protesters today.

I swear, I just rolled my eyes hard enough to see repressed childhood memories.

Wait... they make them in adult sizes? O_O

I love you for this. Gotta say, though... the reminder of how creepy Donald Sutherland looked doing this makes me realize that he is still way less scary than my family is right now.

As a fellow prisoner of this gods-forsaken hole, I feel you.

Oh. Oh, there can be. I have a significant number of those idiots among my immediate family. On both sides. Just waiting for the Donald Sutherland-esque screaming and pointing.

I can teach him to sit in Old Sparky. Does that count? (Full Disclosure: Texan.)

Y’know, I knew there was a good reason I converted away from Christianity at a pretty young age... much to my born-again, Bible-thumping dad’s chagrin.

I thought I would just laugh hysterically at this but all I can do is scream incoherent curses in tongues. I’m fairly sure I’m not going to stop anytime soon.

Probably the piggish squealing of a childish fuckwit pleased he was allowed to use the ‘big boy’ pens instead of crayons. That’s what I’m imagining the sound to be, anyway.

Damn shame it didn’t literally gut him.

As a Wiccan, I approve this message. *nods sagely*