My guess? Mayo and failure.

I feel you. I mean, my default setting is ‘irrationally angry’ but these days it’s tipping more towards ‘seething, inarticulate rage’. And then we can add cramps. I’m a joy at parties... the GOP should invite me to one. I could show them my party trick of beating them to death with their own bones! *laughs to keep…

The only coherent question I find myself consistently asking that isn’t just alarmed choking sounds is: how many people can I beat to death with a potato before it’s mashed? Every day brings me closer to attempting to answer it.

Unfortunately, if you look at the very last two words of your post, I find it answers it’s own question. That’s about where I’m at with this country right now.

If I could give you all of the stars, I would. And not just because I am currently having that exact same first problem.

Don’t you say that about my LoL! We’re much worse. *crawls back under the couch and giggles insanely*

Ah, there it is. Everyday, this fucking state finds a way to embarrass itself.

I’ll bring the molotovs if you bring the sandwiches!

Won’t lie; kinda surprised this didn’t come out of Texas. But it’s cool, we’re already embarrassing ourselves on an hourly basis. Guess we have to give everyone a turn.

I’m beginning to think there are just not enough bullets in the country to solve the problem of dumbfuck politicians. Any hope of gathering these fucksticks in one area and asteroid-dropping them?

You beat me to it and I love you for that. Made my freakin’ week.

Here, I’ll say something nice: maybe he’ll die soon and I think that would be swell.

Come out here to the boondocks and you could likely avoid WalMart. We got Trumpwits everywhere here. Ooh, we could make a day of it! I’ll bring the sandwiches and molotovs!

Sooooo.... on a scale of 1 to ‘I’ve probably just suffered an aneurysm’, how bad is being a meta-slave in OW compared to, say, League of Legends? Won’t lie; I’ve trolled that latter for awhile before settling into being the most passive-aggressive kind of support.

You are apparently in a better part of Texas than I am. I got stuck in line in front of two Trumpfucks and ooooooooh, they do Not like being questioned by the little white girl with the tattoos and an undercut.

*would laugh along; is still currently catching breath and only able to emit a wheezing, keening noise*

*clears throat* aaaaaahhhahahhahaaaahhahahahaaaaa.... NO. *gives middle finger salute to Amazon*

I’m always so happy when I see articles like this that prove there are still good people out there.

A damn shame it’s not an actual obituary, I say.

Let him eat cake and let him fucking choke to death on it.