Come out here to the boondocks and you could likely avoid WalMart. We got Trumpwits everywhere here. Ooh, we could make a day of it! I’ll bring the sandwiches and molotovs!

Sooooo.... on a scale of 1 to ‘I’ve probably just suffered an aneurysm’, how bad is being a meta-slave in OW compared to, say, League of Legends? Won’t lie; I’ve trolled that latter for awhile before settling into being the most passive-aggressive kind of support.

You are apparently in a better part of Texas than I am. I got stuck in line in front of two Trumpfucks and ooooooooh, they do Not like being questioned by the little white girl with the tattoos and an undercut.

*would laugh along; is still currently catching breath and only able to emit a wheezing, keening noise*

*clears throat* aaaaaahhhahahhahaaaahhahahahaaaaa.... NO. *gives middle finger salute to Amazon*

I’m always so happy when I see articles like this that prove there are still good people out there.

A damn shame it’s not an actual obituary, I say.

Let him eat cake and let him fucking choke to death on it.

While I’m not a fan of Hulu, I may need to suck it up and deal with them long enough to watch this. I’m halfway through the book at present, which I love, even if it’s left me utterly shaken thus far.

Bourbon it is! *shares the wealth until nobody can feel feelings anymore*

*grabs Bayonetta and hides under the couch* Hisssssssssssssssss......

I accidentally read the quoted parts; what booze pairs best with about.... *counts* ..... twenty seven Ambien?

Watching the alt-Reich turn on themselves has been an unexpected bright side, albeit a small one. I won’t lie; I cackled for about an hour.

If they’re willing to fly me there, I’ll happily volunteer. Hell, I’ll bring snacks! Being Texan kind of just wrecks your psychological state in.... ways.

How about repeal and incinerate the GOP?

I’mma just go ahead and read ‘looks like an utter failure’ as ‘is an utter failure’.

At this point, I should just buy the value bucket of bullets instead of trying to calculate how much I’ll need to rectify this political situation, huh...

I may have just scared the neighbors with the high-pitched squee’ing sound I just made.

I feel you. I apologize for Texas on an hourly schedule.

why would yOU NOT WARN ME WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT!! *hisses and crawls under the couch*