Something tells me that ‘thought’ has absolutely nothing to do with it. That man is clearly a fuckwit and should be bricked upside the head, as is proper. *sage nod*
That Crazy One
malkavianone
If the Kevin I know ever even thought of doing something that stupid, we’d be trying to dissolve a body in Steve Bannon’s jacuzzi.
Our vet has been nothing but wonderful in the 20+ years our family has gone to him. Our first dog, Pepper, was 14 when we had to take her in to be euthanized; she’d had a lot of medical problems and seemed to know it was time. We were allowed to stay in the room the entire time. Even they were busted up about it, but…
Oh, I still find their willful blindness funny as hell (as it were). But I do have a pretty pitch sense of humor, so there is that...
Thinking on it, that’s exactly what it is and suddenly the world is a lot darker for the realization. Anyone wanna slip him some arsenic?
I initially read that as ‘banned from life’ and completely agreed. *blinks*
Is he the Spice Girl that’s usually kept locked in the attic, that nobody talks about but now he’s climbed out the window and the world now knows their secret shame?
Wonderful piece, Greta; keep being awesome!
Sessions reminds me of a bigoted, beardless lawn gnome and, honestly, should just be fed into a wood chipper along with the rest of this bullshit administration. Feet-first. Slowly.
As awfully par for the course this shitshow was, whoever pulled off the Trump-Russia flag prank is my hero of the day. It made me smile.
You also realize that, A: adding ‘so-called’ before a word doesn’t necessarily Not make them a victim of a crime as well and B: much like I’m sure you’ll point out that she was ‘allegedly’ a victim of domestic abuse, I’d like to point out that those are ‘alleged’ crimes you’ve listed in response.
And meanwhile, I’m attempting to figure out how to set Texas, as a whole, on fire....
*deep breath....*
I did that, then left my boyfriend bound and gagged in the basement for three weeks. My lawyer tells me that ‘it’s a surprise’ is not a legal defense. Maybe I did it wrong?
Can you warn me next time you’re gonna crack a joke as good as the Shkreli thing? I nearly died laughing, you glorious bastard, you.
I’m not entirely sure if I should laugh hysterically or just scream incoherently... both, maybe?... just drink heavily until I can’t feel feelings anymore...?
*just quietly puts on ‘Lux Aeterna’ and waits*
Won’t lie... kind of want him to wind up with a tapeworm or some kind of parasite so I can flip that bullshit right back on him. I mean, it’s still a lifeform he’s playing “host” to, righ’?
There’s a difference still?