You get an internet snug from this’un, Luke.

*bursts into hysterical giggles building into full-throated cackling*

You’re definitely not alone in that. While I’m used to devouring what news I can, I think my compulsive news-checking is just to make sure I have the target my anger issues need right now. Staying angry is what will get me through.

As a lunatic, I find that incredibly insulting.

Hard for them to examine their filthy hands when their head is that far up their own ass, I’d imagine.

I so wanna start a punk band and name it ‘Vagina Screechers’.

Y’know, I used to think Putin was the most insecure little dickweasel with his oh-so-manly-man glamour shots.

Does it count that I want to hit her with a bottle of conditioner and have no pity? Because that’s kinda where I’m at with this gargoyle.

I laughed harder than I probably should have at this.

*gives a star and just continues shrieking incoherently into the Abyss*

*gigglesnort*

*clicks dem links hard*

It’s okay; I still love you. <3

*attempts to cough the coffee that is now in my lungs*

This sketch was absolutely amazing. Won’t lie; I outright cackled.

*screams and attempts to do best impression of a speedboat*

Apparently there was an asteroid that shot past us at half the distance between the moon and Earth on Monday. We didn’t know until 2 days before it zipped through. I like to think that the Universe isn’t so much broken as it is pissed off and lobbing wild shots at us now.

What accent? All I hear are banjos everytime he opens his yap.

This thread is just fucking magical.

*looks at that equation, looks at worksheet, tilts head*