Timothy McVeigh approves +25?

Have I mentioned I love you? Because I love you.

You sure she’s a troll? Looks more like a gargoyle to me.... *tilts head at it*

YES. Someone after my own heart. I keep telling the SO that I’d love to walk up to any of these idiot politicians, drop a used tampon in their hand and then fire questions at them about their ‘professional opinions’ since they insist on having one about my vagina.

I can completely sympathize.

Speaking as an unwilling Texan, this state always aspires to be an embarrassment to humanity. If I could afford to leave while setting this godsforsaken shit hole ablaze, you’ll know; the damage would be seen from space.

Sooooooo, I’m guessing that if I beat a cop to death with a brick, it’s not true abomination cop-murder because he wasn’t shot, right? That’s the way their ‘logic’ (hahahahahahahaUGH) reads to me.

Sweet crucified fuckchrist, I think reading those “reasons” fried a couple of synapses. This is it. This is how it ends.

No matter how much my family asks me to open a Twitter and Facebook account, I just cannot be assed. I have enough toxicity and drama in my life and I don’t need to extend my toes into any additional cesspools.

As someone born and trapped in this armpit stain of a state, I can vouch for that. There is nothing remotely defensable about stomping other people’s rights and safetly in the name of a religion that should have nothing to do anything political to begin with. Ugh, if I could burn this state, I would.

I was a heavy smoker from the age of 17. We’re talking about 2 cartons every 2 weeks or so. It didn’t help that my boyfriend was just as bad a chain smoker. We were perpetually broke, nicotine residue coated everything and it was just a mess. A few years back, a friend of ours turned us on to vaping. We spend only a…

I can’t say I was ever the biggest Star Wars fan, but what I can say is that she was still my Princess, my General and a real life heroine to me. She will always be. And to have to say that I miss her is just the last kick to the ribs in a year that has been incredibly fucked and unrelentingly cruel.

Welp, it’s been fun. I take comfort in knowing I will died of a rage-induced aneurysm before our species blows itself up.... it’s not much comfort, but I’ll take what I can get at this point.

Burn the witch! *chimes in the Wiccan with a shifty look before making a quiet getaway*

I don’t know if I love you for this or want to set myself on fire. I may just do both. Congratulations, you monster.

I just spit out my coffee, dear Gods.

Same here and I cannot physically manage the sheer amount of profanities I want to fling at this shithole daily.

Well shit, I was hoping for Ragnarok, but I guess this is what I get. *siiiiiiiiiigh* Guess I should cash in my favors from Satan before he gets busy....

These wonderful, glorious nerds, I love them and wish them all the best.

Agreed! Come, we shall howl together.