The extreme thirst about Obama’s penis part.

Yeah, it’d totally be unfair to throw your buddy in jail for a little “locker-room talk.” I mean it’s not as if he’s been publicly accused of sexual misconduct, up to an including rape, by at least 25 different women.

We found the whattabouter!

None of this is based in reality. Be quiet, and let your betters talk. 

If an actor hasn’t learned not to sexually harass people by the age of 84, it seems like he doesn’t have a lot of time left to figure it out.

Of course he is wrong. He has no taste. Earl Grey is the best tea. It tastes good and smells heavenly (even my Chinese friend complemented the smell). I start every day with tea, Earl Grey, hot.

James is wrong. Thank you for coming to my TEA-Talk.

On the previous post about Columbia’s scatter band I wrote they are for people who can’t march in time and who aren’t funny enough for the college sketch/improve group. I’d also add thats true about Columbia’s football team too.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

Yeah, man. It’s okay. Just step away from the slicer.

You can hear me?!

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

I’ve been supportive of Nancy, and tried to hold off on judgement considering all that she did and has done in her career. It’s easy for us to judge from the outside looking in but to become the first female speaker of the house and get the ACA passed is truly a massive achievement and one we shouldn’t take lightly.…

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

Actually, the establishment DOES care about winning elections. They just don’t understand that putting out the most bland, centrist people possible, people that they are convinced “aren’t going to bother anyone” isn’t the way to do it.

“we’ve had a rough couple of days. how can we fuck up more?”

Being primaried out of office only works as a threat to Republicans, because the Tea Party was pretty exclusively AstroTurf funded by a handful of Kochs, Merce’s, and Sinclairs. Someone like Tom Steyer could spend millions of dollars on making sure that Dems opposed to the Green New Deal had well-funded primary…

Leaked image of new DCCC campaign strategy in action