a truer gif was never posted, goat7.

His handsomeness never ceases to amaze me.

Make sure you punch out before you leave. Been there, done that.

“Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.” Patrick George Josef Stalin

Thank you, thank you. I cannot accept this award, though, when better comments have gone unrecognized.

You guys definitely are worthy!

Well my, erm, upper lip just stiffened. I’d take adVantage of that

Congratulations, Mr. RMCjr, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets down off the table.

I don’t remember anything, what happened? How did I get up there?

“For once I’d like someone to call me sir without adding “You’re making a scene””

Don’t forget “sir, put your hands behind your back.”

BMW really tries with their “customer expierence” I bought a new M2 last year. Walked into the dealership as a 32 y/o guy in my running gear and was introduced to the sales manager, Told him I wanted to order an M2 and asked how long the list was / how it works / if he needed a deposit. I was #2, he said they dont…

“Sir, you will need to put your pants back on immediately. No, sir, please do not wave that at me. Yes, sir, it is quite chilly in here.”

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

The first undocumented worker I ever dealt with was an Englishman who mistakenly believed he could work for a Fortune 500 company in the US without a work visa. His boss hid him while having him work off the books until we could get a visa (back in the ‘90s when there were plenty of visas available).

I love it how these racist evil morons have the gall to judge people and their immigration statuses just by looking at them and drawing the most simplistic conclusions. Brown = immigrant, Speaks-With-An-Accent = immigrant. And then they proceed to just rub in the fact the US are being magnanimous in “letting” these…

Too far ahead of your time.....

I'm embarassed, but I thought the same things.

Warp nacelles.