I don’t get the logic behind this. If you’re not creating a person who needs your attention, how are you being selfish by living the way you want to live? If you make a person and then act like you don’t have a kid, then you’re being selfish. But if there’s no kid that you have to be selfless for, you’re not depriving…

I’ll never understand why anyone would care if another person has kids or not. Everyone should do what’s right for their own life. People are judgemental both ways: if you have kids you’re totally uncool and basic, but if you don’t have kids you haven’t achieved some proverbial life step. Really, people who don’t want…

Judith, the most well-tempered baby ever, will somehow outlive them all, 7 years from now when she’s 3.

hahaha Just from your description, your impression of Dale seems spot on. I hope you’ve been doing it at every party you’ve gone to since the first season and people are starting to worry about you.

Absolutely fuck Dale. A painless way to die? Yes please! Not only are people choosing to live in this hell, but they’re HAVING BABIES. If ever there was a time to pull out, a zombie apocalypse is it.

I’ve only lied to spare feelings. When I was a kid, I lied about believing in Santa because I didn’t want to hurt my parents’ feelings.

That’s a genuinely loving family. All of a sudden I want to have 5 more kids than I ever planned.

My oldest group of girlfriends is the same way. We focus on subjects like our careers or current events. But to be honest, we’re all happily married and don’t really have anything new to say about the men in our lives. I think back to when I was dating in my early 20's and how it was probably much more fun to talk…

She gives an interview so people will hear what she has to say and then implies that people are uneducated/ignorant/don’t read the news for hearing what she has to say.

It’s the same kind of philosophizing you can usually expect from a 14 year old stoner in the suburbs - they’ve figured it out, guys!

This photo makes me smile.

This crew reminds me of the kind of friend in high school who expects you to be mean to the girl her crush likes.

Wait, was he only jumping out at cars? I assumed he was jumping out at people walking by from the apartment complex. I’d be way less scared in a car.

Yeah, I’d be freaked out. I do scare very easily though. If he just said “boo!” and then went giggling back into woods, I’d ease up. But if it was even someone in a Strawberry Shortcake costume yelling at me in a very real man’s voice, I’d be shitting myself.

My. Fucking. God. I hope it turned out to be a little weenie like this Ethan Couch looking loser.

If someone jumped out at me from the woods at night in any kind of costume, I would assume they were wearing a disguise because they intended to do very bad things to me.

Yep, they got me!

I commented on an article about vaccinations on another site that I had to use my Facebook account to sign into, and people started sending me private messages with links to anti-vaxx sources. The only thing is, they were either YouTube videos of people ranting to a camera or websites made to look like scientific…

My drunken eat-fests can be pretty destructive.

Damn, that’s a bummer.