Thanks for the tip!

It was the least fun having sex I’ve ever had...

Thanks for this. I’m on month 6of using Glow. I hate buying ovulation tests because they’re so expensive, but now I don’t trust my app so I may go back to those. I also thought I could tell I was ovulating by how randy I was feeling (almost used the word “horny” but grossed myself out), but no luck yet. Just trying…

I’m happy you are free.

I’m so proud of you for leaving him! It’s an incredibly brave thing to do when you don’t know what life on your own will be like.

Mom, is that you? I have a lot of first-hand knowledge of manipulative behavior because of my dad. I got out of the house as soon as I was of age, but now my mom is the sole focus of his neuroses and so conditioned to be submissive that she’ll never leave. One thing I learned from their relationship is that it gets…

They also turn the tables and make it seems as though they are the actual victim so that the person they’re manipulating is constantly in debt to them for the “wrongs” they’ve perpetrated. Very basically something like this - “You’ve hurt my feelings with some abstract and perceived slight, so I’m right to not trust…

I’m sorry. It’s painful to watch a loved one be abused when they won’t/can’t help themselves and there’s nothing you can do. Feelings get complicated when you also love the person who’s abusing them. Your mom is very brave for taking the steps to leave him after so many years.

I used to have a friend who would lecture me about how deodorant will give me cancer - while holding a cigarette.

Oh my god yes. I had similar “insights” when I was 12 and I was just as smug and annoying about them.

Her reductive and naive tweets make her sound out of touch. I feel like she’d throw a party and make everyone sit and listen to her shitty poetry.

“Political correctness,” the boogeyman under the bed of every person with literally nothing else to oppress them...

Thanks for this. I didn’t realize how little white eyeshadow I was wearing - I’m so embarrassed.

No ponytails? But there’s so much “business woman” stock footage in which a woman is wearing a suit and a slick ponytail.

She should start an affordable GHB line.

“PAY ATTENTION TO ME!”

I agree it doesn’t look great, but it can disguise an already boxy shape and make it look deliberate. I’ll take advantage of this fashion trickery while I can. You can have all the foods for lunch! I prefer these dresses with spaghetti straps though.

(What if it had eaten the shell and left the turtle?)

You can improve yourself at the gym in many ways that aren’t about physical appearance. I know who I am and what I meant. How fun for you that you got to ride your high horse today.

I’m speaking in general. Some people go to the gym because they feel there’s something they want to “improve” about themselves and some people go because they want to challenge themselves, like I said. This is semantics and I obviously wasn’t implying that there was something wrong with her body. Choose a word for me…