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Teresa Jo was reportedly caught flexing with a 23-year-old inmate trustee who was being held on minimal charges and “authorized to perform work inside and outside of the detention center and sheriff’s office facilities.”

Trump tried to take Comey furniture shopping but Comey was like “Nah I’m good. We just got this nice armoire.”

So Trump couldn’t move on Comey like a -

I seem to recall reading somewhere that the point in the menstrual cycle where women are most “““bitchy””” is the time when their hormones are closest to the makeup of male hormones... FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS.

Lately?

It must be their time of the month. And by that I mean, the whole damn month.

He’s not only a member, but he is also the President of the Cry Baby’s Club for “Men”.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Kara Brown. The people are shady. The cases are shady. The rulings are final

Well, Jodie Foster came out as gay, too, so it’s not like John Hinckley will be trying to impress her any more, either.

Got nothing witty to say to that. What a fucking stupid piece of shit.

Having one NA grandparent ain’t winning any battles, wars, etc. It’s hard to believe you people are real...

Obama: a child goes to visit him in the Oval Office. “Can I touch your hair?” he asks as proof that he is a black man in the highest office.

She already apologized like an adult human with common sense. Why are you acting like a moron child when it doesn’t have anything to with you and it’s done?

You’ve haven’t won any battles, wars or anything to have earned the right to a war bonnet. Fuck you for equating it to a cowboy hat.

Obama: A father watching the inauguration on tv turns to his young child and says, “See? Anyone can be elected President.”

He also refused to shake hands, like an asshole, with Andrea Merkel, an important ally we cannot afford to lose.

It’s almost like you can be a caring father to your children and a shithead piece of shit ass to other people.