Putting 500 more miles on the odometer to make sure the check engine light is still working?

Nah, has to be John Travolta for Doc Antle. They’re so similar I feel like he’d barely have to act. 

Empty highways mean its a great time for the Italian Tune Up 

You know who doesn’t have a Kandi Coco? Carol f*ckin’ Baskin.

lol these April timelines are a joke. The US hasn’t even hit peak, not even close. The US was slow to react and slow to get it managed properly, and some states still have their head buried in the sand  

Little of A, little of B.

Do you mean the indictment of our healthcare system? Or the rapist?

Disagree 100%. I’m working from home but normally work from an office. There is a lot to be said to being in the same place physically as your coworkers. Human interaction is a GOOD thing and should be encouraged. Ad hoc encounters, spur of the moment conversations, going out to LUNCH FFS, are things that cannot be…

Those work-from-home jobs will return directly to offices after this crisis is over. The reason? Employers don’t want to pay someone a full salary for 2 hours of work. I grant you that not all days are like that, but having been in an office environment before there is a lot of time wasting from employees in an effort…

We have yet to see how well those work-from-home jobs do as WFH though; lots of folks don’t handle that well, and lots of managers don’t either. Plenty of us that slowly go insane doing it that way too, even if we’re effective at it. There’s value in face-to-face interactions you lose purely WFH; how do we find the…

Now is definitely not a good time to sell it.

“Sure honey, I’ll sell that car I’ve had since high school to make room for your new family carrier in the garage. Let me just take some pictures and post the ad to the internet.”

He promised he’d sell it, but he’s also trying to social distance. The price keeps people six feet or further away.

And it would be about 5 times more impressive to drive... 

I can get a 25 year newer 5.0 for that price.

The body of the message described the tragic failure of his wife’s luxury Jeep SUV:

Frankly if a lady friend isn’t running for the hills after her first time she sees all of the rusting hulks slowly sinking into his lawn, she’s probably not that put off by having to ride in one of them.

“I have a family and I know you would do anything to protect yours. I like you and I like the cut of your jib. I’ll throw in the microbe resistant door handle covers at no charge. Whattayasay?”

“Hey Bob! Can you believe this guy doesn’t want the virus protection?”

You know it’s coming.....”will you be taking the extra virus protection coating?  it only adds $13 a month!”