Pretty much!

Lincoln Mark 7 or 8

My local Meijer has kerosene at the pump. I wouldn't mind having a built in natural gas heater one day.....

I’m guessing we can expect to see this on dealer lots in 5 years when the strike is over...

Texas man is the new Florida man.

Man, I hate mountain lions. They always messing me up in Red Dead Redemption.

Ahhhh!

After my parents divorce, I “inherited” my father’s heater. I asked why he chose kerosene over propane once (I was curious as propane seems cheaper) and he said that propane heaters made his head feel funny or something to that effect.

Or you could just, you know, live in a place with a garage and invest in a kerosene heater.

Awesome!

You already posted the best iteration (in my book). The Continental of the '60s

Huh?

I am the 300th like for this comment! Do I win something?

The sad thing is that many (most?) won’t even get the reference.

I hope you called that tip line. 

Smart move, if you hit a fiesta at highest speeds with that thing, anyone inside vwould end up spaghetti.

Don’t ever get get in an accident in that thing!

The sedans and wagons of the 60's may not have been as tall as an SUV, but many (maybe even most) of them weighed as much (if not more) than your averaged midsize, 3 row SUV. They were also less aerodynamic and much less efficient. Also, it’s not exactly fair to compare US consumption of large vehicles to European…

Fact: what Dusdaddy said isn't wrong.

What could possibly go wrong?