This is the most brilliant idea ever because it’s EXACTLY how I have felt for years regarding battery standards and swapping stations. I wish I could buy you a beer for being so smart.

If you are 3 hours south of Detroit, why do you use Detroit as a reference? You’d be in a completely different state! You’d be better saying your just outside of Cleveland or something. And metro Detroit is around $0.50 higher than you. Wherever you are, you have pretty cheap gas!

I do not believe people anywhere in the US are currently paying $4-5/gallon. If prices rose to $4-6 a gallon I bet that would get people to change their habits in a hurry! $8-10 would cripple us.

Which wasn't even really a Pontiac....

Thanks for the song reference that will likely get stuck in my head. But no, I stand by Beat the monkey. Check out Urban Dictionary.

No, no, no. Everyone knows your supposed to beat the monkey.

Long lost siblings?

I was thinking more Honda Accord coupe as a second impression, but I can feel you a bit on the Infiniti.

I was thinking that they've got to be trolling us.

Door could have been not latched completely (or at all) kid could have been stronger than average. Kid accidentally hit the lock button and didn’t know what button to press, or also likely, was on the back and the child lock was engaged.

Well, you’re likely going to be in a run for your money when you have kids.

It isn't half good either...

This has got to be one of the ugliest vehicles ever.

I’m sure the library has a book.....

“He doesn’t work for that company anymore.”

You must have missed the part of the story saying that the four year old child climbed into the truck and accidentally locked herself in. I guess it could be easy to miss, despite it kind of being the synopsis of the story.

Oh, if he (she?) wants to get in, locked doors ain’t gonna stop him (her?).

Nope. Nuclear sub or aircraft carrier. 20+ year fuel life. Plus it gets you away from land.

As I mentioned elsewhere for this reason, a nuclear powered sub or aircraft carrier. 20 or more years between ROH (refuel and overhaul). Plus safety from all the nutjobs erradicating themselves on land.

Nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier. 20 (or more) years between refueling and overhaul. Or maybe a nuclear powered Submarine. No one on land could bother me. Just collect enough canned goods (plus there is probably a ton already on the ship), a couple fishing poles and some buckets to collect rain water and just bide my…