“ I’m your older brother Ivanka and I was stepped over! … It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I’m smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!

Yeaaaaaaaah look, we all think it’s creepy but I think I speak for most of us when I say that it’s muuuuuch better when a sketchy dude can go to a “sex doll brothel” instead of patronizing a sex-worker who may actually be trafficked?

This isn’t entirely related, but it’s funny how the “yoga community” doesn’t have one single Indian. I hate that it’s become so associated with upper middle class white women and their “wellness” moment.

This is the most chill beef ever. I feel like this lawsuit will end with a big group hug.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

And not even getting into prestige tv “lane bitches”

Scott treats Knives like a lame hanger-on, but all she does is support him and go to his rock shows, which, if you’ve dated a musician, you know is the most boring thing a girlfriend could possibly have to do.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

On a basic level, this isn’t about Tamika Mallory or Farrakhan, it is about who in the black leadership class supports Israel or not - it’s about who controls black politics etc. If it was solely about antisemitism Rev Billy Graham’s body would not be allowed to rest in the capital’s rotunda, and people like Rev John…

Really embracing the “America’s Dairyland” moniker.

*Moves to Wisconsin*

Michigan would like to have a word with you on worst roads.

Not kidding, I’m doing another one of these the weekend on March 9th and will try to remember to report back on my observations LOL

I’m teaching my kid to say FUCK BOOTLICKERS so yeah if she read a senator for filth she’d probably have Christmas in February.

Of course not. But the point stands. If she wasn’t pregnant she could call any designer or high end salon for a dress. However, a maternity dress isn’t standard fare.

You know how game recognizes game? This is the opposite corollary.

Who will get custody of their pet anaconda?

I went to West Hollywood and purposefully did a VP Rules “tour” where first I went to PUMP, then ate at SUR, then back to PUMP. Second trip to PUMP James was DJing, Kristen came in and caused a huge scene and got kicked out. I never saw a camera. So either this shit is semi-real and these people are fucking coked-out…