Sorry, was headed out and didn’t have time to expand. And, full transparency here - this story was pieced together via middle of the night texts, and weeping phone call. There was no coherency, and they were so fucked up they claim not to recall full details ever since, so nothing is provable.

STASSI WAS YELLING JAGER BOMBS!! CIRCA 2009!!

When asked why he hasn’t seen Kylie in “a couple years,” he said, “I have no idea”

I agree that Jamie Dornan is rude, but male models did grace us with one of the best tweets of all time:

“Let’s name our baby after that actress who fucked the president.”

Fully agree.

This is a shitty comment. There’s nothing wrong with aspiring to motherhood. It’s a valid thing to want to do. You’re projecting your issues on to someone else and that’s fucked up. Get therapy and work that shit out.

Because half their slimy asses are complicit in it.

Unpopular Opinion: You cannot shame or criticize victims, but I think there is room to just believe people you care about. I don’t think it’s okay for Keaton to go after Dylan Farrow, but I do think it’s okay that she believes Allen and is wrong. I also think it’s okay that Nikki Minaj never spoke out against her…

I couldn’t get away from my desk so I had to have a granola bar for lunch. What did y’all eat today?

I think this is a little different. Lena knew that guy for 4 years (ish) Diane has know Woody for 40. I can imagine that its hard to accept that someone you’ve known for decades isn’t who you thought he was. Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. Seems like Diane is holding tight to her delusion.

She dated him, he directed her in career defining roles, she loves him. Ergo she has a massive blind spot regarding him.

Let’s focus on the horrible things this tool has done, not the way he looks.

I’m a guy and I can totally see this. However I prefer gay men hair stylists because they are more apt to give me their opinion if I choose something that’s not going to look good. Whenever I’ve asked for a female stylists opinion, I usually get a shrug.

Yeah, but “cool churches” inevitably come with god awful sanctimonious praise bands and lots of swaying and arm waving.

“From the makers of Frost/Nixon comes Teletubby/Telly Tubby”

So, when you imagined this online persona, were you going for Inflammatory, Inflammatory Yet Responsive, 14-year-old Banned From Incel Sub, White Pubescent Teen Posing As WOC, or what?