*Is in Houston*

At first I was like, how the hell is this in any way like pop punk? But then I remembered these kids were raised on the “pop punk” likes of All American Rejects and Avril Lavigne. And that explains so much.

This was me when Andy said that...

I think everyone should absolutely upfront ask for this information if they want it. Because it will tell their date that they’re batshit insane. And if the date answers enthusiastically it means they’re equally insane and the chart might not be needed because they’re super compatible.

Andy Cohen has a remarkable way of asking rude questions while still making his guests feel like he’s on their team. His hosting ability astounds me at every reunion and WWHL!

I didn’t watch this or the 3rd reunion, but that intro was hysterically intense. I burst out laughing.

Cosmo or BuzzFeed

How are the kitchens? That’s all I need to know.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

i was all set to suck some marrow out of dudes’ femurs with baba yaga, but then you went and sold me on the actual hypothetical aesthetic of mothwoman.

If my room wasn’t deliberately kept vampire-dark (GOD BLESS BLACKOUT CURTAINS) I would have plants everywhere. Succulents and cacti and ferns.

Well houseplants are the one living thing that will listen silently to all their whining and are also unable to flee the room.

came here to say this. she must really freaking love having children (who are biologically hers) because if I were her and I had already done what was “expected” of me, I’d be like “lol done with babies now. only cats from here on out.”

All right, Wills, you can get that vasectomy now.

She may be evil. But goddammit, she’s an evil GENIUS.

Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.

But she didn’t “thoughtlessly” give cover to the alt-left. She did it thoughtfully! She stated a political opinion that you and I happen to think is completely wrong. That’s it. She had a wrong opinion. But celebrities are required to give political opinions!! They are relentlessly criticized if they don’t. You’ve…

Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…