I’m trying to think of a time when I would’ve been familiar with all the up and coming/popular artists (I’m 41.)

Woman in black looks like she’s trying hard to smile while keeping from barfing and shitting at once.

Some kitty litter has crystals! It all makes sense now!

For real though, crystals are cool, they’re pretty, but they’re not fucking healing anyone. The placebo effect is a powerful thing, but damn, don’t push that on people who might actually waste hundreds of dollars on pretty pieces of rock.

Good grief.

“must like cats”.

I’m dying. This is parody, right?

If anyone is looking to get it on during the eclipse, I’m GGG.

Egg?

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

I find lots of “I WUV U” posts obnoxious, but in general I don’t feel dislike for the way people obviously exclusively pepper their social media accounts with the good stuff. As far as I’m concerned Instagram and Facebook are contemporary photo albums, and who saves photos of terrible memories? (Then again, I’m also…

I loved when he did celebs like other famous people.

I read “The Beauty and Beast in Me Trailer” incorrectly and in a pirate’s voice,

Kevyn Aucoin was such an amazing talent who helped make complicated makeup looks seem accessible. I remember being genuinely sad when he died. Before the days of YouTube beauty tutorials, there was his book Making Faces. I will treasure my copies of both of his books forever!

I basically hate makeup but I love Kevyn Aucoin. Since I was a kid. He was a legend and a unicorn and there will never be another.

I have Face Forward and I have looked through that book hundreds of times when I need makeup inspiration (which is any time I put it on, because I hardly do and never remember how to do shit). It’s gorgeous and fascinating and I love reading his descriptions of his models, it’s like he never met an enemy.

I believe he committed Wyre Fraud in this case.

CAPTION: The least popular karaoke version of Rapper’s Delight in human history is performed.

I get pissed off shen I look at the men accompanying women in burkas. They’re all in polo shirts and dockers and jewelry, like “I’m glad I get to look like a regular person!”

Its terrifying that any place in the world thinks this is ok. That’s why I’ll always be on the line on these outfits as a feminist. Yeah I understand women should be able to wear whatever and its their choice. But at the same time all these covering, even just the head coverings come from a place of “proper women…

But they absolutely will. You know that, I know that, the world knows that. How sweet would it be if she responded with, “It’s just locker room talk.”