Oh man, i’m interested to see what Jordan Peele does with Lovecraft. It’s super effing scary already but there’s also mad racial overtones that I could see him flipping on their heads and kind of adding to the creepiness overall, a la “Get Out”.

No one has a problem with sex and seduction, IN THE PROPER CONTEXT. What part of DON’T DO IT AT WORK is so fucking hard to understand? And if you are trying to seduce a woman and she’s giving you clues like “NO” and “PLEASE DON’T” you know, maybe you suck at it.

policing how someone grieves seems pretty low to me.

I read eat pray love when I was in college and maybe some found it trite or whatever, I don’t know, but it was a comforting book to read mid-quarter life crisis. People love to throw hate at anything that gains quick popularity (particularly when that popularity is among women) as if it makes them more interesting…

You’re obviously beautiful but your nose in particular makes you striking— why the f*** would they fix it?! That aside, I had totally forgotten about your Jezebel column and the minute Isaw you I remembered how much I always enjoyed your pieces. Cheers!

I mean sure but also my little sister’s band is on spotify so it’s not like smaller bands can’t get on Spotify if they want to.

OH MY GOD. I KNOW.

After that hilariously organized, self-righteous press conference where all the artists... lined up and signed something? defiantly? I don’t even know?... I can only laugh as Tidal fails.

She’s so F-ing fabulous.

White people, Cardi B can say the word and you can’t. Her song was meant for public enjoyment, but she sings it, not you. If you want to sing along, JUST PAUSE there and then move on. If Eminem can manage to not say the N word when he raps, I bet you can too.

I like to replace it with “African American Gentleman”, although I’ll admit it does throw the rhythm off slightly.

Look, ladies. He only hit ONE woman, OK?

Most obvious “bombshell” in history but hey, I’m happy!

I’m late to this party but is it a bit of a scandal over there that she’s American? Or does no one care because it’s, you know, just Harry.

I thought table numbers/assigned seating was basic. “we’re all adults!” I thought. “I want people to mingle, meet each other, and spend most time on the dance floor anyway!” it was all very bohemian in my head. In reality, it was a shitshow. Old people just want to be told where to sit. At least, the ones in my…

Even if it was a fucking compulsion, HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT AT WORK! fucking find a chick do DATE who doesn’t care if you jerk off in front of her (probably while she scrolls, bored, through instagram). Or fucking HIRE someone to sit there. People have all kinds of kinks, but jesus christ, keep it where it belongs.

I’ve heard a couple people say that there’s no way male friends didn’t know about this or that, because we’ve heard that men speak so grossly to each other in all male scenarios like locker rooms, etc. But I really don’t think that’s always true. I think a LOT of “nice guys” don’t realize and don’t believe how bad the…

Um kind of off topic but forgetting Rue was black doesn’t make you racist, but getting MAD about it when reminded sure does.

So, this guy is obviously catastrophically unqualified to be a federal judge but i WOULD like to get drunk and go ghost hunting in the white house with him.