He merely LOOKS like he has.

Wait I wear loafers with everything— am i fashion?!

Ugh, this is so gross. And you know, if masturbating in front of people is your bag, that can be HAD in a totally consensual, non manipulative way. Starting with, you know, not doing it at fucking work. But the fact that he chose to do it in such an inappropriate setting, towards women who (probably yes, he is rich…

Oh I’d be willing to bet that the only reason that part is taking so long is because there is SO MUCH SORDID SHIT to sift through. It’ll absolutely come out.

You know, I used to love hollywood blind items, but I started to get sick of them because they were so over the top. I thought, if half of these are true, hollywood is one gigantic, fucked up orgy. I’m sure there’s sex and drugs but there’s NO way it’s this bad and we haven’t heard about it.

Um, I’m exactly 32 years jeff goldblum’s junior and I would absolutely, consentingly, marry him.

This is maybe something she should explore in her retirement.

Also yes, you can see Canada from Detroit, and sometimes the news makes it VERY HARD not to jump into that river and start a-swimmin’

I paid the arm and leg it cost for a ticket so hopefully i’ll see you there!

Seriously why respond?? A Kathy Griffin tweet would vanish into the abyss of the internet faster than a fart in the breeze, but if you go ahead and RESPOND, well now you’ve made a whole thing out of it and here we are. sheesh.

“Am I just a prude? Am I supposed to be more open minded?”

I agree— I hardly heard anything either. Maybe just upping the targeted marketing to women would tip the scales a bit because in general it’s a movie I’d consider seeing.

Kanye is making the EXACT face I would make if i were told i was expecting a third baby.

Penisi or... iPenis, the mac product of the future that will finally render men obsolete.

“Desperately” is a catty way to say someone was ambitiously pursuing their career & doing the regular, necessary work that it entails.

cute, don’t really understand why it can’t just all be... you know, sizes.

I wish he’d said all this with his ass cheeks

“a bottle of rose, a shoulder to lean on, and questions that need ANSWERS.” I don’t care what anyone says. I love Andy Cohen so fucking much.