Beauty by Cthulhu: For when you want to REALLY drive him insane.

The same with growing up wealthy vs. suddenly striking it rich. People who get rich tend to lose their minds, join scientology, develop drug problems, lose all their friends... while you don’t see someone like Paris Hilton or Ivanka Trump having any qualms with it.

I would not be surprised if this one were an accident. I doubt very much the queen would let her end a pregnancy. HOW scandalous. (sigh :( )

I’m surprised the queen even condoned a third (and don’t tell me babies appear in Kate’s womb without the queen’s OK). I can just see her sipping her tea and raising one eyebrow, “Two is appropriate, dear. Three seems a bit... much.”

All of our children are going to be professional content makers, unfortunately.

You can douse yourself in men’s cologne at Macy’s for way less than 60,000 a month and get the same effect!

You and I have not heard of them because these are children.

I’m getting a yeast infection just LOOKING at that thing Nicki Minaj is wearing.

She could stop, but I think it’s all way more tied up in family and emotions than it seems from our perspective. To stop would mean cutting ties with her extremely controlling mother which is easier said than done, leaving a TON of people who rely on her for their careers jobless, basically turning her back on her…

Could she look more disgusted! Every single muscle in her body is tensed up and trying not to *actually* touch him.

I read my horoscope at least once a month. I consider ghosts to be a significant problem in my life.

Well at least they’re ashamed. Vom.

Perhaps you recognize Dr. George Huang from SVU, the man who mysteriously knows absolutely everything about everything. He was a babe then, he’s a babe now!

That is the most hilarious way to cover up a tattoo ever. I love it.

I am bummed that this is such a thing, because aesthetically i think a little through-the-shirt nip looks great but in our culture it’s just so sexualized. If I weren’t self conscious, I’d basically have this exact look going on all the time:

Oh man. There is a hilarious screenplay in there somewhere... I’m no writer. Someone, make this into a summer comedy. Think of the hijinks that could ensue.

OK maybe a cheeky little “Hey CGM, it’s mutual, winky face” is fine. but beyond that it gets real creepy real fast dude.

It’s obviously Veruca Salt. “But I want an Everlasting Gobstoppaaaahhh!!!”

When we were younger my sister wanted to be a makeup artist. My mother gave her Kevyn Aucoin’s two books as a gift, and the three of us proceeded to spend many afternoons absolutely PORING over them, the amazing transformations, the celebrities turned into other celebrities— they are still fascinating. He was truly a…