Taylor Swift is a brand.

This will be terrible. Not because they are women.

Why would The Onion share this? Is it a prank? Expertly mimicked the font? Are you fucking kidding me? That's enough to get press for a shit viral video? That was cute back in 2005 when YouTube came out. The only thing that's clever is the title and that's not even that funny. This sucked and it sucked bad enough that…

Well, now he can save Batman from the Christopher Nolan's of the world….

A few years ago a promoter friend booked Vanilla Ice for a show in Woodstock, IL. That was the first time I met Ice. After the show he hung out for a few hours and then his manager invited a few of us back to their hotel suite to party more intimately. So, we wandered over….to the Days Inn aka the only hotel on…

I've had the pleasure of hanging out with Rob on multiple occasions. I don't know how he was back in the day, but he's always been a super down to earth dude who was really cool about indulging fans who remember and love shit like this. 

Seth Rogen is terrible and obvious in everything he does. Dirty Randy can be ok in short bursts, but he's not even close to being able to pull off what Rafi throws down.