Ended up in the Newtowne Saturday night, was kind of amazed how nice it is these days. Hadn't been there in a while, I guess.

Is it as seizure-inducing?

Whole hog, and all.

Trying to sneak the news in under cover of eclipse, eh?

We were promised account migrations!

Thanks a lot, Baraka.

I blasted a hornet's nest into oblivion yesterday.

Had a busy weekend in a great way. Tons of stuff done around the house, got in a few hours of fishing, nice run in the woods. Got drunk and ate a delicious cheeseburger.

Good luck!

I'm not sure the ability to see colorful spots where there are none truly counts as a superpower.

Yes please. Obama invested heavily in eclipse glasses #FAKE LENSES

Yes please. Obama invested heavily in eclipse glasses #FAKE LENSES

Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind's 'Total Eclipse of the [ FART ]' is not selling well.

How's the weather?

Nothing we can do, it's a total eclipse of good taste.

Trump didn't actually own that unit, from what I read, a minor detail that they omitted here.

So when he's at his own clubs is the agency essentially paying him rent to protect him?

It's hard to imagine being willing to take a bullet for your boss in general, but when your boss is Trump it becomes unfathomable…

Brett the Hitman Heart was wrestling in the next town over earlier this summer. I didn't see the sign until a couple days after the event but I would have gone for sure.

Solid stuff, SPD.