Crap, did they ever post the Kinja account migration link that we were promised?

So…venom is like a coating that covers your body, so how does it suddenly make a giant gaping mouth where your skull used to be? That just doesn't make sense. This is where I've chosen to draw the line.

Good looks, clearly.

Name not important. Did it work and how much was it?

Hmm, good point. Ok, field trip. Everyone bring back yeast.

Shockingly they're playing up the 'resigned' angle.

Belgium? Whatever.

…with Patton Oswalt as Microchip.

Can we get an official 'Chief Distractor' to like wave tinsel around, or keep him occupied chasing a laser pointer?

Hopefully Bannon is enough of an asshole to seriously burn some bridges on his way out.

Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC
2m2 minutes ago
Steve Bannon just told me he resigned from the White House two weeks ago

Seems like everyone is citing the same initial rumor.

It doesn't seem like you really tried very hard.

Like Costanza & the exterminator.

Seriously. If you live your life according to what SNL is telling you to do you have bigger problems here.

People are just frosted over her using humor to tackle a serious issue.

Malibu Stacy has a new hat.

I don't think now is the time to leave the administration. We need input from quality, educated individuals now more than ever. Letting this asshat govern without guidance is irresponsible.

No, you get it. Folks are jazzed up for a new way to turn off an optional feature that you could already turn off.

But, you had the option to not use finger prints before.