Someone at his level of viewership (860K subscribers) can expect to make $4-6K per million views...so at 2.5 million views already that equates to $10-15K.

... a couple million page views - he’ll pay off that car in ad revenue quickly. Cross posts to places like Jalopnik just encourage this more.

Meanwhile, twenty-nine parents were on record as saying “What, your cards? Those old things? I threw them out years ago, I told you I needed space in that closet for [*]...well, anyways, you didn’t listen!”

They shouldn’t have taken shit down. 

As silly as this it, it would be straightforward to make a production version, unlike other crazy-horsepower versions of car. Heck, since they’re mostly using parts from the regular Mach-E, it probably wouldn’t even be that expensive, all things considered. Maybe an extra 50K over a Mach-E GT, which is stupid-cheap…

That night ended in a blown up 10 second car and some buster had to drive the best race driver both sides of the Mississippi home only to be rewarded with someone else’s already opened beer. 

There’s a video on Twitter from someone who attended this hot mess of mental masturbation and as soon as he said, “Harriet Tubman didn’t free the slaves; she had them working for white people” the person recording can be heard saying “That is disrespect we’re leaving now” or something to that effect, then the video…

I’m sure his daughter will enjoy hearing that dear ol’ Dad wanted to have her aborted. Stay classy, Papa.

Ah, i’ll never forget the time me and a friend decided to harvest parts from his dad’s rusted out, inoperable trans am, home to approximately fourteen million hornets.

Right, mice never, ever nest in car’s and eat their wires. Never! Or wasps, they never make nests inside mirror housings and the like.

Had 3 wasps nest in our 2011 Sienna after it sat there for 6+ months. It was not a fun time when I got ready to use it.

Think about all the things you are doing with this project:

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Wasn’t really thematically relevant 

Every time my brother the lawyer said that if I documented everything well and followed guidelines I would win any suit that came up I reminded him that my goal wasn't to win a lawsuit, it was to not be sued in the first place.

It is a common misconception that lawsuits have to have merit in order to be successful 

In other shitty workplace news,

Quads = See her legs. As a hockey fan, I’ll say the following: If Roenick reached this hard when he was back-checking, he’d have won the Selke repeatedly. (Trust me, it makes sense)

I would say the Simpsons we're middle-middle class. Homer probably made at least $80k at the plant, and he usually made money off his schemes (boot legging, Mr. Plow, etc). However, I would say that the Belchers are indeed lower-middle class. Their home is small, and above the place they work, so I imagine they get a…

I'm pretty sure Luise's room is a walk-in closet, but that still leaves three bedrooms.