Apparently both him and his father used to mock Maini by repeatedly talking to him in a faux Indian accent, despite being asked to stop over and over.

the public dog is the greatest dog

If he was in on the joke he wouldn’t have needed to put out this whiny statement.

Well, I kinda have to point out that there was a Corolla Hatchback that was at least sort of interesting once.

“His actions against me...”

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

it’s honestly hard to tell if this is satire

I’m actually a licensed adjuster...and I can tell you that will clients like this in scenarios like this...we just total it.

(I actually used the word), that I would never use that word,

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

Sorry Papa John, any take-backs must be made within 30 minutes of the original apology.

“I will not allow either my good name or the good name of the company I founded and love to be unfairly tainted.”

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

Some people post puppy videos as a bulwark against the shit cloud of grim fatalism that envelops us all in Trump’s America.

This note is indeed from the letter-writer, in case anyone needed confirmation.

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

Counterpoint. I took Latin as my language in high school and found that doing so has made it easier to learn other languages that are related to Latin.